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        R C H I V E S 
      CAPTAIN 
        CARGO  
      
         
           Captain 
            Cargo grew up in Southern Africa, where, at the age of nineteen, he 
            started flying by accident. After ten years spraying tsetse flies, 
            locusts and other nasty insects, interspersed with spells flying tourists 
            and Hemingway wannabes around the Okavango Delta and Kalahari Desert, 
            he moved to the United Kingdom. After obtaining a UK ATPL, he joined 
            an airline that flies freight for a major parcel delivery company. 
            He has been doing it ever since, and now flies a Boeing 757 freighter 
            around Europe, mainly at night. Mail to: CaptainCargo@aircargonews.com 
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      Lightning 
        Reactions 
         
           A 
        year or so ago I was flying into Rome Fuimicino one evening with the weather 
        radar unservicable and CB’s all around. The radar had worked fine until 
        we saw the first flash of lightning, when it had decided to go into hibernatation. 
        We were on an intercept heading for the ILS when there was a sudden flash, 
        a dull whump, flags appeared on all my instruments, and I even felt movement 
        on the rudder pedals.  
             “What the heck..?” were my first words, 
        when I should have been calling “Identify!” It was fairly obvious we’d 
        been struck by lightning. The flags disappeared as Max, the flight engineer, 
        switched essential to an operating generator. We’d lost number three generator, 
        and Max was starting on the check-list before I’d called for it.  
             “Localizer alive”, said Willy, the F/O. 
        Willy was a career First Officer, about forty-five and just not good enough 
        for command. Sadly, he still believed that one day the company would see 
        the error of their ways and promote him. I turned onto the localizer and 
        armed the flight director.  
             “Speed check flap fifteen”, I called.  
             “Fifteen fifteen green”, Willy called.  
             “Gear down landing checks.” It was really 
        rough, a CB off to the right sparking through the gloom. Heavy rain lashed 
        the windshield. 
             “I haven’t finished the one generator inop. 
        checklist”, Max said. 
             “Never mind the checklist. Let’s get this 
        thing on the ground.” I was not keen on staying up here with nature’s 
        finest any longer than neccessary.  
             “I’m just going to pull one of the pack 
        fan circuit breakers”, Max said.  
             “OK. Then give me the landing checks.” I 
        called for the rest of the flap and we were switched over to the tower 
        frequency. I kept an extra ten knots. The wind was pretty much straight 
        down the runway, which was covered in standing water.  
             “I’m going to use reverse”, I infomed the 
        other two. We usually only used idle reverse, due to noise, but I wanted 
        to make sure the wheels were spinning before I hit the brakes. I’d never 
        aquaplaned, but I wasn’t going to start now. I called for the wipers, 
        and their dreadful racket filled the cockpit, allowing me about one second’s 
        clear vision in every three. The turbulence was horrendous, the instruments 
        dancing around in front of my eyes, airspeed fluctuating by twenty knots 
        or so. We touched down, too gently for such a wet runway, and I pulled 
        the speedbrake and selected reverse, pulling about 1.6 epr. I didn’t touch 
        the brakes until we were through a hundred knots. We cleared the runway, 
        and I called for the after landing checks. Willy selected the flaps up 
        and switched the transponder to standby while I switched off the landing 
        lights and strobes.  
             “After landing checks complete”, Max called. 
        “And the one generator inop checklist is also complete.”  
             “Thanks, Max. Switch that horrible noise 
        off.“ He reached up and switched off the wipers. The rain was abating, 
        and almost stopped as we parked on stand. We’d have to get the radar fixed 
        before we left, and get an inspection done on the aircraft for lightning 
        damage. We weren’t going anywhere today. Funny how reality is never the 
        same as the simulator.  
             I needed a beer.  
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             AIR 
              CREWS  
              
              By Douglas Atkins 
             There is a 
              bond between them  
              That only they can share,  
              Whose lives are bound together  
              By the friendship of the air.  
              At home in any company,  
              No matter where they are,  
              From Singapore to London,  
              From Cyprus to Accra.  
            No petty rules 
              prevent them  
              Relaxing as they wish,  
              In backstreet bars OR ballrooms,  
              No trace of snobbishness.  
              A classless sort of people  
              With backgrounds far apart,  
              Born of Lords AND miners,  
              With flying in their heart.  
            But when they’re 
              not relaxing  
              That is a different case.  
              The rules are hard and rigid  
              And there is no easy pace, 
               Or room 
              allowed for error, 
              In decisions 
              that they make.  
              No second chance is given  
              With so many lives at stake.  
            The public think 
              it’s easy  
              And say they’re over paid,  
              Complain of noise and nuisance  
              Each single flight that’s made.  
              Could they but see the lightning flash 
              Amidst the monsoon rain,  
              Know half the problems to be faced, 
               Perhaps 
              they would think again.  
            Most of them 
              are married  
              With children like your own  
              And do not relish nights away,  
              Their families left alone.  
              It isn’t all wine and roses  
              Although it may appear as such.  
              Just folks who know how to live  
              And love to live so much. 
            douglas.atkins@btopenworld.com 
               
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